Normally weird

I'm finally posting this, Derek...;)

Most of their lives people joke about how they sing off-key, how they are really bad at math, how they are the worlds biggest geeks, how they are over-weight, or even sometimes how they are the worlds biggest geeks. But this is all just joking around, right? Well, I have a theory...(all heads lean in, and stroke their chins thoughtfully) you are what you eat, and you are what you stereotype yourself to be. For example: If you tell your friend (we'll call him James for our purposes) that he is always late for class and he is great at basketball, James will feel like he is obligated to be the one that makes the final shot in the basket ball game, or obligated to come a little late to class from that point on. Because, deep down inside, all of us just want to be normal and fit in...All of us want to have a "thing". Sometimes peoples "thing" is to not want to have a thing, but regardless, we all want one, and usually make them from what people say about us.

Now, just for Skylar, define "normal"
While you're at it, define "a thing" and "fit in"
And do it without thinking too hard.

;)